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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗のカレンダー形式ツイート履歴
  • 12/03(土)
  • 28 tweets
  • 12時
  • 1 tweets
  1. YujiroTaniyama

    12月3日

    Golly Hamachi. Since I’m receiving some capricious voices pointing out my glorious “correct prediction of #JapanvsSpain score”, the renowned Nippon Phallos Association (NPA) has just certified me with the title 「Prophet Samurai」. Thank you gentlemen.
         

  • 11時
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    12月3日

    @KenG43943194Call me the Prophet….oh the bloody presumptuous prophet…
         

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    12月3日

    Dear friends, Bellends & enemies. I profusely thank you from the bottom of my anal canal, for celebrating the unexpected victory of my beloved nation - North Korea. People are eating shoes here.
         

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    12月3日

    @catfunt666Domo signor Ross the Rosy. You’re not ‘Russ’, are you? (Russian)
         

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    12月3日

    @RobbyRoberto15Grazzie signor. Team Sushi has this ‘Wasabi button’ - like Huff Nightrider’s turbo boost; and when pressed Hamachi suddenly turns into Ninjas. Team Pasta should, and must join the tournament from the knockouts. Italia, Italia, the glorious Italia m(_ _)m
         

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    12月3日

    @DanSh1eldsGiant Killing Season 2, mission complete.
         

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    12月3日

    @KevBruenWrong, I am usually wrong. But this time not so.
         

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    12月3日

    @NarinHutchison@FCBarcelonaChai sud. I told you that answer is blowing in the wind, in Kamikaze.
         

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    12月3日

    @Dean_Foulds@FCBarcelonaShiki….. are you 正岡子規? Masaoka Shikkey? Prodigious.
         

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    12月3日

    @Dean_Foulds@FCBarcelonaCocky Samurai cock is beaming like a pig in muck.
         

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    12月3日

    @BravestarrMarshAbsolutely. The Oriental Bellend is currently a faultless fortuneteller.
         

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    12月3日

    Die with pleasure! This must be The Honorable Master, from the Land of the Rising Queen Camilla! Domo Arigato for your phallic Banzai dear Master, but please do refrain from pronouncing it ‘Bonsai’ like your hairy, intelligent but lovable Hooligans. #ThreeLions strong. twitter.com/mrjamesmay/sta…
         

  18. YujiroTaniyama

    12月3日

    @NarinHutchison@FCBarcelonaWell well well, mister, ironically you’ve proven wrong yet again. Paella was gobbled down by a gargantuan Sushi sud! Siamese fried rice is the best in the world. Aroi sud.
         

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    12月3日

    @i3RoadtripSuch a warmhearted Buddha you are. BMW, stands for ‘Buddha Magnificence Warmheartedness’. Nippon apparently adore an impeccable uniform made of designed in Deutschland.
         

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    12月3日

    @ShanghaiHannah@CommanderRiley4@EnglandIngenious woman you are! Flushed with jubilance I am! George Michael, FAITH.
         

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    12月3日

    @migscarreira@EnglandJolly as a pig in shit, signor Miguel. Holy cow so you’re a brilliant Anglo-saxon-Spaniard. Thanks to SONY or Nikon FIFA VAR camera, we’ve both landed on the moon.
         

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    12月3日

    @CommanderRiley4@EnglandWe, the Nipponese, are probably the cleanest animals on the planet. Some bathe thrice a day; in the morning, quick shower in the afternoon and before hopping into spouse’s futon. Sinful are men in Christianity, then uncleanness is a crime in Shinto way of life. Soap, I need soap!
         

  • 10時
  • 2 tweets
  1. YujiroTaniyama

    12月3日

    @jgsmuzzy@EnglandIs that so…. Indeed, purportedly a bottle of ubiquitous beer costs $15 in Doha. Behavior levels of Hooligans, however could be an agent for change and cultural exchange.
         

  2. YujiroTaniyama

    12月3日

    Ukraine war and #WorldCup war. The former is a man made folly, while the latter kindles man made nationality. Wait, that means I, the short-sighted soccermonger is an inexcusable dozy.
         

  • 07時
  • 1 tweets
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    12月3日

    才女のみなさん!「ブラボー」などという言葉は存在しません。無知無能な男主導の喧伝に騙されて、子供が幼少期から画一的なうそ英語に洗脳されぬよう気をつけましょう。Bravoは、あえて片仮名にするなら「ブラーヴォー」。#FIFAWorldCup の🇯🇵は見事だが、これら誤ったバカの一つ覚えが国を劣化させる
         

  • 12/02(金)
  • 2 tweets
  • 09時
  • 1 tweets
  1. YujiroTaniyama

    12月2日

    Oh my Don Qioxte, what are some ignoramus puppies panting about? VAR is incorruptible. Rules stipulate; “If the ball is on the line even at pube’s length, it’s valid”. Therefore #JapanvsSpain 2nd goal ain’t ‘controversial’ at all. Good pube, good goal.
         

  • 06時
  • 1 tweets
  1. YujiroTaniyama

    12月2日

    The Eight Samurai have done it! 🇯🇵2-1🇪🇸 Giant Killing Season 2. Domo Arigato for your Sushimongering support. #FIFAWorldCup
         

  • 12/01(木)
  • 2 tweets
  • 18時
  • 1 tweets
  1. YujiroTaniyama

    12月1日

    Japan vs. Barcelona. 2-1. Samurai Blue will lick ESP tonight. Drooling. @FCBarcelona
         

  • 14時
  • 1 tweets
  1. YujiroTaniyama

    12月1日

    Germany a week ago, Spain tomorrow! Presumptuous as I may sound, Japan is ready for “Giant Killing Season 2”. Domo Sumimasen m(_ _)m shorturl.at/uKM25 #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022
         

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